Friday, Dec. 21st 2012

Documenting: The Day Before the Apocalypse

For today only—12-20-2012—I'm documenting how people in America are spending their time before the Apocalypse. As it turns out, there's a lot of crap you still gotta do. I thought it would be interesting to contradict all the crazy people The Atlantic and mainstream news have been covering today. As it turns out, a majority of people have to do the same banal tasks they do every day, even if it is The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta steal bike wheels on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta eat sandwiches on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta put charcoal in the tandoor on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta carry bags on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta clean railings and stare at girls on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta take smoke breaks on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta point and march in the corporate army on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta text and drink Big Gulps™ on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta sleep on benches The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta have awkward first dates on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta take pictures on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta pay for parking on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta carry boxes (practice looting?) on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta get take out lunch on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Still gotta dig holes on The Day Before the Apocalypse.

Updated on Saturday, Feb. 15th 2020